The Pinkiest Stache

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#137 Baby - Born from cutting-edge research of its day, Porygon are manmade Pokemon whose bodies are the physical manifestation of binary code. Unlike most Pokemon, Porygon are artificially created in labs, and are often overseen by humans rather than their fellow Pokemon. Prone to glitches and unintended effects, newly created Porygon may need to receive code patches from scientists to iron out any unexpected issues. As Porygon age, their relatively simple code becomes more complex and self-sustaining.

#137.5 - Created from extensive research, Porygon are Pokemon that consist entirely of programming code. These Pokemon are capable of moving freely in cyberspace, can revert themselves back into program data, and do not need to breathe; however, they are only programmed with basic motions. Due to their artificial nature, Porygon require the aid of human interaction to evolve. After they have access to a code upgrade and a power source, Porygon go through several rounds  of “buffering” until the download is complete.

#233.5 - Porygon2 are endowed with artificial intelligence that enables them to expand past their initial programming and learn new gestures and emotions on their own. These man-made Pokemon have been designed to evolve when additional software is added to their programming; however, strange computer viruses have been observed to cause the phenomenon as well. The Pokemon often acts erratically while processing the changes to its system; reports state that the resulting Pokemon is often unstable.

Named:  Porygon Beta - Porygon - Porygon1.5 - Porygon2 - Porygon X - Porygon-Z

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villainelle

depp fans have some gall trying to dismiss the uk libel case depp lost to the sun with their weird conspiracies, when that one had a judge as opposed to a non-sequestered jury who was free to browse social media the entire six weeks, not to mention the uk having two more high court judges also dismiss his appeals.

meanwhile, the judge in the virginia case:

  1. had a jury that was not sequestered
  2. accepted depp’s request to have it televised
  3. also allowed fans in the court house, so this woman had to not only recount the abuse & SA she faced to the world but in front of a room of his supporters
  4. had a person in the jury pool who’s wife called amber ‘psychotic’
  5. blocked medical records of heard’s which includes reports of SA
  6. blocked the texts of deuters, depp’s assistant who in the uk was shown to have admitted depp kicked heard
  7. in fact, juries are more likely to fall for an abuser DARVO’ing than a judge

like the only thing that this case has proven to me is that virginia is gonna become a tourist destination for abusers wanting to destroy their victims with defamation and you people will congratulate them for it. 

also i have about as much respect for the virginia verdict as that man’s fans do for the uk one, because they were all to happy to ignore it and pretend it didn’t exist.

nil-number
rememberwhenyoutried

“Everyone listens to trans women and no-one listens to trans men!”

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gynecomastodon

Trans men have literally complained about the bias toward trans women at events like the Philadelphia Trans Health Conference where a side-by-side comparison of the workshops offered showed 1/3 more programming for trans men. Like, they’ve filed complaints about it.

slightlyunofficial

Image text transcription: Study says if theres 17% women, men in the group think its 50-50. If 33% women, men perceive more women than men. End ID.

puttingherinhistory
yukika-archive

with all the money and support he has, johnny depp could definitely win against amber in criminal court if any of his evidence was credible. but it's not. and he knows he wouldn't win, which is why he's trying to save his reputation in a televised defamation case.

depp has already been outed as an abuser in civil court. he knows he can't win a criminal case, so he sues amber for "lost wages" after she called herself an abuse victim (without even naming him) because here he doesn't have to prove that he's not an abuser. him suing amber for defamation after a judge has concluded that she did indeed endure abuse at the hands of depp is how abusers get away with humiliating their victims over and over again.

this defamation case isn't about proving his "innocence." it's a way for him to save face all while pulling as much money from amber as he can and destroying her reputation in retaliation.

deputy-ajay-ghale
gunpowderandspark

We need to have a nomination for “Stupidest thing Tumblr.com has ever believed” and just move into an official Top 10 List.

For my nominations, I’m putting up:

  • If you eat a chocolate bar a very specific way, you will break physics and get infinite chocolate.

or

  • It is impossible that you spelled “Berenstain Bears” wrong and is, instead, more likely that the universe fractured into separate, overlapping realities in the last 20 years.

I can’t decide which is more beautiful. It’s why we need a vote.

gayantivan

this is a picture of the human brain at the moment of death. tragic and beautiful

gunpowderandspark

Fuck. That is a damn good nomination.

thisisdefinitelyacreativename

if you close your eyes when the train hits your brain will assume you are dead. Some find this comforting.

gunpowderandspark

We’re getting into the good ones now. This is some classic Tumblr.

turtle-powered

Two old favourites:

“Bitch, That’s the Tubby Custard Machine” (http://imgur.com/gallery/IObQF)

and the horse dildo that was passed off as someone’s arm. (http://abakkus.tumblr.com/post/48958415162)

gunpowderandspark

This is rapidly becoming a master post of ignorances and I could not possibly be happier.

analienorsutin

Rare blue watermelon

undrjoyed

That disease where you get purple eyes, no period, and no body hair

akiraita

How have we gone this far without anyone mentioning the bird in the chocolate fountain

unicornfan

soap makes water molecules smaller

elphabaoftheopera

I nominate the “we are killing the earth” picture of the earth in comparison from 1978 to 2012

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tinydickhaver

the dog with the slice of ham on its face that everyone thought was a gigantic burn scar

adataraxia

“Tequila is the only alcohol thats not a depressant so you can drink as much of it as you like”

softurl

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sasukehateblog

that post with the picture of the joker without makeup and people thinking it was a real person and defending him

painisthecleanser

that photo of voldemort being passed off as an aborted fetus

kingdomheartsddd

The two way mirror

rinlockhart

“listen here, cumslut.”

tenaflyviper

I can’t believe you guys forgot someone trying to pass off a picture of the inside of a fig as a microscopic view of the inside of a vagina.

osunism

I can’t believe I was on Tumblr for every single one of these posts.

whyamionlyabletouse32characters

all the links on this post are broken and some arent given so heres a compilation of links for the stupidest things tumblr has believed (i tried to find the og post for most of these but some of them are posts/articles about said posts)

infinite chocolate hack

berensta/ein bears (mandela effect)

mri scan walking dead gif

train gif brain thinks you died

tubby custard machine

horse dildo

moonmelon (and variations)

alexandria’s genisis

bird chocolate fountain og post

soap shrinks water molecules

we are killing the earth

ham on dog

tequila isnt a depressant

earth is lumpy

joker without makeup

voldemort fetus

two way mirror og post

fig vagina

carillonghorn

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